I may be misquoting Method Man, or someone else, but I do recall this was a popular rap back in the day.
Truer words were never spoken.
Lemme give some props to Paul Krugman first:
The revelation that Bernard Madoff — brilliant investor (or so almost everyone thought), philanthropist, pillar of the community — was a phony has shocked the world, and understandably so. The scale of his alleged $50 billion Ponzi scheme is hard to comprehend.
Yet surely I’m not the only person to ask the obvious question: How different, really, is Mr. Madoff’s tale from the story of the investment industry as a whole?
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Yet, at this point, it looks as if much of the industry has been destroying value, not creating it.
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The answer, I believe, is that there’s an innate tendency on the part of even the elite to idolize men who are making a lot of money, and assume that they know what they’re doing.
After all, that’s why so many people trusted Mr. Madoff.
Now, as we survey the wreckage and try to understand how things can have gone so wrong, so fast, the answer is actually quite simple: What we’re looking at now are the consequences of a world gone Madoff.
I bet he couldn’t resist that pun.
Picture this first image: a black male goes into a KFC. Perhaps robbing it, at gunpoint, of $500 bucks, maybe even $5,000. If he commits this crime some where in the south, especially in one of those “tough on Negro crime” states, he will be sentenced to life in prison. Weirdness of the criminal justice system in all its stupid glory: he’ll spend more time in jail, than if he killed his estranged wife, live-in girlfriend, multiple children, and some neighbors.
In case you think I am making this up. I forget the state, but there was a TV news story done years ago about a southern white woman judge doling out sentences of 100 years for armed (perhaps not?) robbery.
I also know people who work for a correctional facility: murderers don’t spend a very long time in jail, especially when they kill women they know.
I hate thieves. I can’t abide stealing, but she was proud of locking away people for extremely long periods of time. Think of the resources she was draining from the state: warehousing able bodied men without any indication of attempting to rehabilitate them. I wont delve into whether it is possible or not. I wont even talk about IQs, race, single parent homes, poverty, illegitimacy, illiteracy, recidivism, and the like. That’s for the useless experts to hash out.
Picture this next image: an old white man rips off thousands of people, costing them billions. He shows up at court. The judge grants immediate leniency: he can stay under “house arrest” in his penthouse. Gawd forbid, this white man has to stay in jail with the unwashed masses.
The criminal justice system not only acts obsequious, they seem nigh apologetic. “Gosh, we’re sorry we’re disturbing you, oh-magnificent-rich-privileged-thieving-old-white-dude, but it looks like some of your suckers are complaining. We have to pretend we want to do something about it.”
What ever happened to the joys of this wonderfully free unregulated market? Anyone? Folks who invested with this guy are the same ones who told politicians to back-the-funk-off-of-Wall Street. There’s no limit to how much money we can make!
Three-card Monte on the street corner seems more legit. At least you know from the get-go it’s a con.
What? You’re surprised? Why? Oh, that’s right, he went to the right (sotto voce) exclusive, extra extra special, brightest in the room, highest IQs in the world, no coloreds allowed, country club with all the other jackals. He must be legit.
What’s that German word? Schadenfraude.
If he gets even half the time a KFC armed robber would receive, I’ll be shocked, shocked! Bernard Madoff might spend a little time at Club Fed. There he will get to network with the other scheming and sneaky crooks on how to rehabilitate his tainted image. In his case though, he might be too old to start over.
I always thought that the casinos in Atlantic City and Las Vegas made more sense, and was easier to understand than Wall Street (what’s left of it).